When everyone is screaming, whispering is the loudest.
Vidscreen ads nowadays are so intrusive. The weirdest thing is they're a curious mix of confidence and desperation, casual-ty and urgency. The other day, I was flipping the viddy, and this flaming meteor of dreck came flying through:
Suffering from GEARLUST? Too many pieces and don't know what to do with it!? Afraid to cook a meal because you have 100 pots and pans?
We have a solution. THE solution. For your ails and fails, buy this CORESET!
You will not only appear attractive, you'll be a better person. Motivated to choose, motivated to act.
See, it cinches up around your body, and in addition to developing a svelte and fit figure, you'll have focus. Focus of mind, body, spirit and/or soul!
Afraid your friends will laugh? Buy them a CORESET too! Makes a perfect gift! Whether you're out on the town for the burlesque beatbox opera or junk percussion jungle, a festive fit you shall have!
CURE your GEARLUST… with CORESET! (You bastard!)
I was motivated enough to watch it all the way through, I guess. But my ears felt exhausted and I just wanted to know what was next.
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The videos ads are invading indeed. The worst are the "hover over" ones that start playing when you mouse goes astray without even a click.