2005 April | Torley Lives - Part 2

Torley Lives

I amplify your awesome.

2005-04-25
The ballad of Shufflepuck Cafe

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Back in the early 90s, I used to have a Commodore Amiga 500 computer. Used it for a lot of things until I went Mac then learned Windows as well (auspiciously late in the game!). The Amiga was a poor purchase in some ways because I found its OS to be maddeningly slow and limited, and yet, I have so many good memories of that time in my life before heading to my next computer (which happened to be an Apple Macintosh Centris/Quadra 660AV).

One of the best memories involved a game called Shufflepuck Cafe. If you've never played it, at least take a look at THIS?get a decent impression of a 32-color palette being put to the test. It looks so crispy and jaggy, yet the grease is literally dripping off of those pixels and onto your plate. Now, you may be familiar with a game called shuffleboard, found at family fun centers and old folks's homes all over the world — or at least North America. Shufflepuck Cafe is like that, but with way more menace and edge. It's up to you to go tete-a-tete vs. all the smarmy bastids you see in this den of digitized iniquity, and then some! Being a multi-platformer, apparently there was also an offbeat Japanese version for the NES?including a screwy-eyed version of Eneg (the pig).

How in the heaven does this relate to Second Life? Well, okay, one of the things I noticed on Shufflepuck, long loading time from disk?aside, was how smooth and responsive the thing was, and how nice mouse control was. You could even adjust it for more customizability. True, the mechanics were rather simple, and apart from the glaring grimace of your opponent at the other end, there wasn't much character animation. But that — and superb characterization manifested in the form of different playstyles by each rival?– is?what kept me in the zone, coming back for more: the intense focus on the puck and two paddles. AND IT'S OLD!

Here's another parallel: avatar customization in SL is bodacious. You can tweak all those sliders until the cows not only come home, but spray milk all over your body as you roll in your quilt with glee. In Shufflepuck, the same thing could be said for the adjustment of the dynamics of gameplay. You could change your paddle in a great number of ways, and although you couldn't retexture it, it would really feel like YOURS when you were done. That's the personal empowerment that comes with SL, knowing that you may have started with a base template, but boy did you take that and make it your OWN. There are the complaints about how the many slider previews slow the process down once you really know what you're doing… which leads us back to…

A main problem for me with games within SL is how sluggy they can be at inopportune times. Not just FPS, but responsivity. (THANK GOODNESS FOR NEW GLOWY MOUSEOVERS ON BUTTONS!) Even the mighty Tringo has a hard time, which is a shame because it's such a great social game. Responsiveness is a key factor to me, because in my head, it's like I'm racing down some quantum slipstream overdrive (whatever that means) and I really want my points and clicks, each and every one of them thankyouverymuch, to be counted. Then I can feel I am "one with the machine" and in control of what I am doing, instead of the inverse.

Tangentially, I look with great excitement towards future versions of SL as well as the foreseeable GameDev contest. I am reasonably certain that these entries will not only be great games in their own right, but lead to new pathways into light for later SL development. Things like custom inworld HUDs are a possibility, and better vehicle motion is inevitable. But those features will mean little if usability, the fluid flow,?isn't at a level of most excellent triumphantness. It's some manic mode of Bit-Fu (103-HIT COMBO, FRAWRESS VICTORY!!), an ascension to not only a higher plane of FPS but like punching ice and finding it doesn't shatter, but is almost like a gel, yet retains all of its firm properties. I've heard auto buffs refer to their cars in such a way after tune-ups, and this ain't just eye candy: it's the next piece of machinery that ironically allows us to feel more human through a computer.

The gears will turn, the cogs will churn, and . . .

Simple thing, this: the day I can play a game within SL with that kind of "liquid intuitivity" and Shufflepuck Cafe hits me returning '93, I know we will have arrived. Where? I don't know. The last stop of the journey? Most certainly not! But a newfound feeling of enwonderment and achievement like the next climax in a beautifully sequenced, creatively chaotic, spontaneous-yet-choreographed dance of being alive? Absolutely.

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2005-04-24
The longest day of my life.

TTQ. I have returned.

?"Your training is now complete."

Written at the stroke o' midnight

I put the first character down and it's midnight. I lay the second sentence down and it's a minute past. Spacetime is expanding again and so is my mind. It's been quite a day.

I love you, Jadey. <3>

2005-04-23
The Saddiction of Morris Ahern

Morris Ahern was a sad bastid until he was all welcome.?And with happiness comes cat food and ICE CREAM (sorbet, cleansing for the palette)! Tatooine has two suns, and so I have two lives! And let's see what just happened… Tren Neva called me ovah, saying there was somethin' she needed mah approval on. Lalala… and so, I came, all the way to the Island Sandbox, which crashed some minutes later, sending us all to Luna land and dunking me in the drink. But let's back up first!

On an orbital platform slightly above the cloud laid GinkoTec's future. In the matter of superstance that you are not familiar with Ginko Technologies Incorporated, simply head to the sim of Arena and look around for the big logo things and stuff. THEN YOU SHALL LEARN. And learn you shall. What's happening is that the grand masterplan is for the Ginko peeps — pictured are Trennie, Cherabim Xia (who has?one more?strange chair!), and Hinoserm Rebus — to get their own private island. Big risk leading to bigger rewards, i hope! This continues off of a previous entry, and really, to see a PI planned so well is infinitesimally rare. This model will also serve as the actual realtime 3D map once plans are gone through with, so you know YOU ARE HERE. The theme will be futuristic and fun, and I hope to see at least ONE ice-cream truck. If you want a free map model, just IM me!

I would now like to say some kind words about Chera, because today is the first time we've met inworld. We're forum buddies and I've exchanged IMs before to get a moddable version of her hamster chair. She is a delightful personality, extremely fun and friendly, and we really get on well. I'd like to quote her on two things, the first profoundly?absurd, the second absurdly profound:

Cherabim Xia: I might need to use an ATM soon, cause I'll be slepping Ice Cream.

Cherabim Xia: Even playing MMO's for a long time, SL is TOTALLY different.

And there you have it. After heading back to Arena, we deployed these multitool toys that were scripted by Brian Mifflin and designed by Inkspaught Magpie, I thinks. We started using them to send each other down the river… a very radioactive one, I might add. Even funnier was using the "/2 ping" command to point at each other with particles and do this. We?collectively came up with the idea of heading to the?Welcome Area.?Chage McCoy came by in his balloon, he's going to be setting up races soon!

Enjoy some more views of what happened, SQUARE FORMATION+: 1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9

Word has it that a NEW VERSION OF XYOBJECT, by Xylor and Delairen Baysklef, will be out. Let the rumores beginneth. What does this mean? Well, to me, it means that someday I may be able to make a watermelon so gargantuan that I could not eat it in a day.

And that, my fellow residents of Second Life, is saying a lot.