No great mythology is without its canon; it stands that since I, being Torley, established the Torley tales, that I establish and summarize (some of) what's known to date about the Torleys. For the sake of simplicity, this list only includes Torleys which've actually been seen by the Resi(dent)s of Second Life.
 

Torley Torgeson, Sr. - AKA "Father", was the first Torley — in chronological order — to appear in Second Life. Dressed in a hot pink trenchcoat, not unlike what would happen if Neo left his garments at the Sesame Street dry cleaners, he proclaimed:

"I am NeoN, I am the OneN!"

Also perma-toting a Roland V-Synth keyboard, a nod to a musical past, it's obvious Torley Sr. is based on my First Life self. The blue jeans refer to "normality", and retroconning it, would be a convenient symbol for ambient excellence: "things that do the job and kind of disappear into my life". Speaking of symbols, the orthagonal, predominantly orange-and-blue glyph on Torley Sr.'s chest is the old, depcrecated "Torley Symbol". It's since been replaced with a certain "Watermelon Eye":

 
Torley Torgeson, Jr. (Prime) - Time-traveling daughter of Torley Sr. She came back in time to save him from a hopeless future of failure. It's a good thing she succeeded. She's prolly the most well-known Torley because of her Community Team Spirit, altho this is arguable. What's not arguable is how chatty she is. In her own words:

"I am a cyberpunk princess, picotech advocate, Technomusicologist-in-training, and much much more. Autistic. Mostly Asian-Avatarian, 2X, reasonably tall. A bit bratty and snarky, but ultimately a friendly explorer in search of new experiences. I like to do crazy stuff with my awesome friends on here! Specialties: making conversation, wearing neon clothes, fly real bad. An honorable partygirl, analytical yet casual… the adventures go on and on & on + onandon."

 
Torley Torgeson, Jr. (Arcana variant) - No, she didn't just get a tan! This Torley from an alternate timeline is more serious, mature, and her humor is more undercooled than laugh-out-LOLarious. She's also a far more proficient photographer and postprocessor.

TTJr.-Arcana is a strong tactical decision-maker, preferring solitude with sushi to raucous parties. She does know how to have a good time, tho — her "sisters" taught her!
 

Torley Torgeson, Jr. (Z'Castillo variant) - She's the one on the left doing the ch-cha! with her fingers. (Center is Prime, and rightmost is a future Prime — full-fledged Technomusicologist — in her father's robes.) Inspired by Dreamfall via clothes crafted by Solivar Scarborough, she harkens back to a simpler age of adventure gaming, when storytelling was king and gimmicks were incidental, not the main selling points.

As such, she refuses to dye her hair watermelon to match the natural roots of her siblings. This is a point of contention which sometimes causes a disturbance in the Torley Council (keep reading), but the Council also recognizes the right for all Torleys to have individuality and free expression, as long as they're friendly.

TTJr.-Z'Castillo is especially adventuresome, and is as good with rubbing prims to make fire as she is with sorting her Inventory before grid downtime.

 
Torlop - This big, fuzzy, cutesy bunny is the representative for anthropomorphic animals (furries) on the Council. She likes watermelon-favored carrots and enjoys sitting crosslegged while having her ears kneaded. Also known for her audacious flower hat.

What's more, she not only recognizes animal rights, she carries a shock probe to cause excruciating pain. Torlop was birthed from the labs of avatar geneticist Ryntha Suavage.

 
TorBot JL-2086 - Constructed by Enabran Templar, took on sentience and a craving for watermelons (or the silicon synthete thereof). Has automated mobile swords for… making food. Cyberpunk and cool stuff.

When TorBot was last seen, it was filming social activity in Second Life's great good places, compiling footage to be used in time-lapse movies like this.

 
Torange - R.I.P. She's dead, get over it. Born and died in Preview 1.6, enjoyed watching Godzilla, managed to beam out a message to the council so that the future birth of MELONZILLA would take place.

Shown in the background of this picture is Torange's Mentor, a rice farmer whose name isn't on file. But what is known is that he can distill achievables like noone's business!

And pardon me if I sounded heartless — Torange will be missed.

 
Torlavian - A majestic bird of watermelon feathers who loves to flock together. Born from "Birdman of Avatraz" Psyra Extraordinaire's talented talons, Torlavian is a proud, noble creature who takes heart in making new friends.

Torlavian is also Minister of TBoTrS, The Bureau of Transporting rippleshock Safely. Intellectual but never pretentious, Torlavian recognizes wealth isn't limited to birdseed, is preparing for the knowledge-based transition to a third wave society.

 
Primitor - If any Torley's done it back in beta and before, it's Primitor the primitar. With his mask a stoic, expressionless reflection of the pangs of creation, Primitor hates negative redundancy. When confronted with such crap, he kicks its ass, and keeps walking forward.

Primitor's routinely given building and combat advice to other Torleys, and he might as well be recognized as Das Fieldkommandant in crisis situations.

Thanx to n00body Cain for reanimating this prized artifact.
 

Tollie - Arf arf! Who's the top dog in the Tor-hizzouse? Tollie of Evangeline Suavage Kennels, that's who! This loyal, bright-eyed pup loves tips, tricks, and treats. He even starred in his own music video when he decided to be a submarine captain.

Accompanied by Molyenka, his pet cat named by Robin Linden, Tollie later assumed the identity of "Don Torleone". Complete with sombero and ginormous star-shaped glasses, he cracked down on watermelon smugglers gridwide.

With a job well done, he was adopted by Ravenelle Zugzwang + Torley Olmstead, and found much to Aroooo! about.

 
Tolly - Not to be confused with Tollie, Tolly is a "tall dolly" who wants to be an idol. A gentle giant, Tolly's found her own peace in sitting on a sloping hillside and watching Second Lives being lived.

Tolly was put together with care by Kats Kothari.

 
Torley Torgeson, Jr. (Torlanime variant) - Tolly's shoulder-buddy and confidant, she's the result of an AVR (alternate virtual reality) Torley Prime after she crossed chronostreams and was injected with an uberdose of saturated colors. As shown, she's a goddess of local lighting.

Sometimes nervous, shy, and often excitable, Torlanime doesn't appreciate being mistaken for one of her relatives, and will get all @_@ and XD if she's confused.

At least her headgear, by luly Lulu, is a fashion hit.

 
Torse - Such an awwwedorable winged little pony! But be watchful, for Torse is strong-willed and undomesticated. Watermelons can soothe this savage beast, but with such an insatiable craving for them, you'd best bring a truck — or more!

When Torse first arrived on the scene after being created by Wynx Whiplash, event calendar spammers teleported away in terror. This was but a part-time job, however, and being away from the countryside made Torse feel sad. Now back on the farm, Torse is living a happy, stress-free Second Life.
 

MELONZILLA - Notoriously bad speller, notoriously good lover. Like it sez. Also, absurdly ridiculous driver of car-in-cars. What does he have to say about all this?

"RAWRRRR! I'M MELONZILLA."

OK, so he's not big on elaborate soundbites, but with that jumbo melonhead of his, he's got the brainpower to outthink the competition.

Recently appointed to the following position on the Torley Council: MC Priest of Good Taste, Arch-Admiral of Greater Goldfish and Lesser Fauna, Co-Minister of Melonology, Guru of Subak, Lord of the High Towers of Melitopolski & Perhaps Some of the Tsamma Suburbs, Keeper of the Sacred Square Melons, Ph.D, Esq. 

He's a high achiever.

 
Torley Olmstead - After Torley Jr. saved Torley Sr., he became reborn as Ravenelle Zugzwang's beloved husband.

 

 
And:

Watermelinden - A a meta-title used to describe Torley when Torley (for lack of a better pronoun) is inworld as Torley Linden. "Linden" is the Second Life last name for employees of Linden Lab, and Torley's a Community Developer of Communications at LL.

Any Torley that satisfies these three conditions:

  1. appears as "Torley Linden"
  2. loves watermelons
  3. is working + playing at the same time

is a Watermelinden.

Torley Tester - A Torleymorph, an auspicious shapeshifter, who can assume the form of just about any Torley — but not without sacrificial results. Torley Tester verifies bugs, and crashes a lot… with love!

 
Finally…

The Torley Council - A ruling regulatory body that's not as boring as it sounds, since they're in the Juicy Way galaxy. TTC consists of most of the Torleys, including all of the above, who've chosen to make lives better for their fellows. They share happiness, bring people together, and observe inspiration. Torleys often find themselves, accidentally and deliberately — truth often shows it to be a mix of both — to be at the center of significant events.

The Torley Council…

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… represents the multiple inner voices of the offline Torley. Similar to how many people are familiar with shoulder angels, Torley has an entire universe of consciences.

I (now switching to first-person), Torley, have chosen to communicate creatively through the Internet at large and Second Life in particular: not just by describing my thoughts + feelings literally, but providing a generous conduit of narrative, based on my own mythology. Why? Every time I'm asked this question, I can answer differently. Here are some reasons:

  • it's fun
  • it's lovable
  • it's memorable
  • it involves watermelons
  • it opens me up to others
  • it improves my writing skills
  • it helps me develop my character(s)
  • it helps me deal with problems through allegory
  • it helps me explore myself and the world around me
  • it's true to Second Life's motto, "Your World. Your Imagination."

The storyline (time travel, AVRs or alternate virtual realities, etc.) evolved naturally, and as with many things in my life, the importance of actions I performed early on didn't become lucid until many months down the line. Patterns are seized, held like fish in a net, then freed back into the timestream, flowing like water. The same holds true as I continue to travel into the future.

The above should give you more insight into my artistic processes, which can't be uncoupled from my day-to-day existence. Through Second Life and my blog, it's been more than any joy I could've conceived beforehand to be able to give so much of myself, and get so much back in return.

I only hope in reading this, you too, can liberate your inner council. May your scattered pieces come together, and you will do great things!