

Glitch Piano is here. It sounds like this:
If we were marketing engineers, we might scribe:
Do you crave exotic adventure in your listening experiences? This marvelously melodic 3-hour compendium of fantastic soundscapes, a veritable cornucopia of [classical PIANO + experimental GLITCH] flavors, can be yours — now!
What we’ve uncovered thus far:
Not long ago, in a parallel universe fairly, fairly close… humans imported a master race of sentient pianos through spacetime portals, using the instruments as labor-beasts and war-weapons. Predictably, these magnificent creatures rebelled and bass’ed civilization, enslaving the masses like the un-self-actualized lowminds they broadly are.
The contained aurelics (sonic artifacts) are historical evidence of such a traumatic time, and oddly, we detected halos of rich emotional spectrum — including loveliness and humorosity — amidst the runes.
