After doing both the fuzzy glove and the iron fist, it's time for the fuzzy fist: Torse Jr. on one side, and an updated Event Posting Rules on the other:

SPAM (repeated posting of the same event in a single day) WILL NOT BE TOLERATED and will be SUBJECT TO DISCIPLINARY ACTION. Please do not use the Events calendar in any way which would inhibit its usefulness to the community at large. Failure to follow these guidelines may result in a SUSPENSION OF YOUR ACCOUNT.

I really hope there is no ambiguity in this.