Lifehacker, as is par for their course, has this great article: "'Stop procrastinating'" top habit goal". It comes with an indelibly hilarious image reveling in its anachronisms. I had a look at the list of top goals, and was shocked to not see a certain searing standout on there: "Look at less porn".

To confirm its absence, I headed to 43things and searched. And:

C'mon now, isn't that saying like the human body doesn't have any water?