Who'll be the first to ghostride the whip in Second Life?

It's a simple question.

And those who wish to come first, certainly can — this opportunity is wide-open. Despite having no shortage of glitzy, blong-laden (like "bling" but one vowel down) automotive contraptions in Second Life, I haven't seen any ghost riding the whip yet.

Dominus Shadow Senecio II
(This whip has yet to be ghostridden.)

In case you're not familiar with hyphy culture, let me just say this: when's the last time you've seen a car in Second Life roll down a hill without a driver inside?

Yeah, physical objects — you'd think it'd be more common. Since ghostriding the whip can be a pretty dangerous activity IRL, as reported by the eponymous blog, it seems like a choice thing for our infinitely insufferable avatars to endure.

My next dream: sitting on the hood of a car as it careens down a simurban street, doing my yay handz holding a phat watermelon between them. And then impaling the watermelon on the horns atop my watermelon-colored viking helmet, and letting all the juice drip out.

(Still waiting for the first original hip-hop music vid machinima… and more commas too.)