I come from a galaxie called the Juicy Way. From a solar system called the Fruit Bowl. Watermelon Prime being my homeworld. I am from an artistic district called La Rind. Life here is good. There's war, but it makes people happy because it heals. There's starvation and poverty, but it's okeydokey 'cuz it's an act of self-control and there are plenty of… watermelon fields to feast on. Sometimes there's problems and sadness, but we deal with them. Our flag is green & pink with black stripeyness; our national anthem was composed by my father — not only the founding father of our nation but my biological father. We are spirited and spiritual yet scientific. We are metasane. I love watermelons.

I come, again and again, in peace!