[REVIEW] Let's Party Roasted Crab snacks

Preamble: there's a store in the area called Saar's Marketplace, not to be confused with the respiratory disease, altho in all fairness, they are rather infectious (in a good way). I gotta say, compared to Safeway and other big chains, their advertising sucks, because I never heard of them before we ended up in the parking lot.

Their shopping carts are a big, bold orange (which reminds me of construction vehicles), and at the checkout, the area where the groceries get slided to is wide and generous — tho this may change soon after remodeling.

The prices are generally great (and you don't have to use signup for a special card… I'M LOOKING AT YOU Safeway :p), and one of Saar's biggest strengths is their wide selection of ethnic consumables. Spanning several aisles and noticeably influencing other areas of the store, we're been trying out various drinks, sweets, and other goodies that we haven't seen at other stores. (I swear, we have over a dozen kinds of different drinks in the fridge waiting to be sampled.)

One of these goodies happens to be "Let's Party Roasted Crab". I'm generally fond of crab products in general, even imitation crab, which isn't really crab. These crabs are baby ones that would've cost a lot more if raised to maturity, and maybe a lot tastier too. But for what it's worth, they provided a brief, crispy, fishy-smelling diversion.

My beloved Jennifer politely declined to eat these crab snacks with me. Jenn suggested I put it in my mouth so she could watch, thus I did. I initially had the snacks with chunky soup, then with mac 'n' cheese with Jen made.

I give Let's Party Roasted Crab 3.5/5 star-things and I might have them again, on occasion. They were relatively tasty at first, then became sickeningly bittersweet as I neared the end of the bag. I wouldn't recommend them to you if you hate seafood.