Spore proves intelligent design is possible

Posted on: June 18, 2008

This crowdsourcing thing’s really working out, ma! ;) Imagine if frat boys were god. I mean, c’mon…

Spore proves intelligent design is possible

SOURCE: go to Spore’s Channel, then sort User Uploads by “Most Viewed”. Or go here and here for the videos in question. And here for moar hilarity. News can’t help but break and make!

It’s only a matter of time before fanart/slashfic comes pouring in.

What’s your theory, evolutionary defense mechanism? A means to attract mates? Or the roots of language?

Now let’s see some creative equivalents for the ladies! IT BEGINS.

8 Responses to “Spore proves intelligent design is possible”

  1. thattagen Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 1:58 PM PDT

    Ah, the magic of the internet….
    So magical, yes?

  2. Ann Otoole Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 7:02 PM PDT

    well spore is certainly going to pull in a lot of players when it goes live. the avatar creation interface is not so shabby eh?

    I guess there will be some interesting civilizations spring up pretty quick.

    Now if only I could get the creator thing to run on vista 64.

  3. Tamara Silversten Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 9:32 PM PDT

    Injustice!

  4. Tamara Silversten Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 9:35 PM PDT

    Arg I never get the kind of tags here to work right for me. There was supposed to be a link. -_-

    *tries again with usual html code*

    EA Says Penises Are Fine, But No Boobs, Please

  5. Ann Otoole Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 1:21 AM PDT

    Had to dl directx 9 to make it work. odd since vista comes with dx10. msft must have forgotten backwards compatibility for vista 64.

    Hope the url tag works this time…

  6. Ann Otoole Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 1:22 AM PDT

    Nope. Url tag instructions for here are wrong.

    AnnOtoolius has spawned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlmwvxnNCA

  7. Coyote Cortes Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 7:51 AM PDT

    LOL was already waiting for this to come: EA is going to ban the accounts with this special creatures, see this article: http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=191272

  8. Torley Says:
    June 29th, 2008 at 11:06 AM PDT

    @Coyote: What I find funny (very funny) is how Robin Williams' demo of Spore, in front of Will Wright, got close to doing these "special creatures" at points. It's true that perhaps these are such generic shapes that they can be interpreted in more ways than a Rorschach test, but still… it's in our DNA to breed! (Most of the time.)

    We can't ban dogs from humping in the wild… but we can sure do it to humans! Look how civilized we are! Wheeee! ;D

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