I never thought I'd find it, not in 1,000 years — but here it is today! Locke Kronos apparently downloaded a torrent containing 450 wallpapers, and among them is this perfect gem:

Watermelon Heaven Desktop Wallpaper

I now have it draped across one of my dual monitors: before this, both monitors were black, and now only one is, symbolizing "nothingness". And this? This isn't "everythingness", but it is what it is: WATERMELON HEAVEN!!!

Gorgeous cubes (I have yet to sample of those expensive, Japanese-originating delicacies), a shushed bonsai, and skies with subtle, painted gradiations. A cartoon without being cartoony. (I wonder what those little red tags with white writing say?) I'll say it again: WATERMELON HEAVEN!!!

Thank you graciously for sharing this with me, Locke. *supah big smile*

Now, if I could find out who the original artist is…