UBERAWESOMEISM is a revolution in your pants and/or skirt. Its fundamental uniqueness — an intellectual-yet-groovy synthesis of preexisting artforms to create a newness more new than any new experienced before — is a testament to the perfunctionary variance of expressive artistic mediums as channeled through the virtual world of Second Life, a 3D space where people sometimes sit in camping chairs and have intimate pixel relations (sometimes simultaneously!), but can do other things too — such as this.

The brainchild of "digital burlesque" artists Torley & Ravenelle (aka Ravi), UBERAWESOMEISM draws upon preestablished interpretive tropes and neophysical concepts employing avatar body language and the totality of one's AWESOME SELF contained within the parameters of a vibrant GLOW field, and unleashed via a quota of sheer asskickology.

One does not understand UBERAWESOMEISM. One never will. One can only shake thy booty and dance like a flower making love to itself, a self-indulgence which increases the smile factor present in one's sometimes humorless Second Life.

In this first act, we present, for your consideration, the symbolism of such a flower, emphasized in the colors of PINK + GREEN. Observe as Ravi parts her supple columns of artificial meat and spins into the air, a ripe, gorgeous blossom. Her enthusiastic companion in this mixed-pair performance, Torley, suddenly thrusts onto the floor and rolls in the non-existent dirt of this simulacrum, beholding strong overtones reminiscent of humility and grace. These spontaneous lesbians are not meant to titillate your carnal urges; rather, they are here to provoke your thoughts at partytime and induce (re)action, as all great and crap art does.

There can be no more meaningful message than this, my friends. This is not just art. This is… UBERAWESOMEISM.