I know my favorite fruit is addictive, but this song takes it to the next level:
"I want to change cocaine into watermelons"
Yes, me too.
o.O
Incidentally, here's watermelon in many languages.
Beautiful. (Except for that bizarre Finnish slang.)
The Melon Man is a hero to me, altho he hasn't updated his site recently.
And:
"[Watermelon] is chief of this world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented."
-Pudd'nhead Wilson, a Mark Twain character