LOLEX — just caught this on Yahoo! by way of Drudge Report (hyperhyperlinks), get a load of this headline:

'Ghetto Talent Show,' Watermelon Eating Contest Outrages Community

OMG! That's the bestest. It's a shame watermelon is used perjoratively because of what African-Americans (or Afrericans as saith in a parallel universe) have had to endure, but you know how much I love it as a food, and drink, and more.

O, and I have no idea who this belongs to 'cuz I found it during a random image search, but here, it's on the hizzouse!