My brother, Mr. Zephos, finally got his own blog. About damn time. If you're expecting all rainbows and sunshine, you can go stuff yourself into a smelly barrel of burning squirrels and — er… see, it's all rubbing off on me. My bro is a lot more acerbic and bitter than I am but I love him all the same. Time to time he'll make oddly cute anime art so it works out somehow, some rule of inverse proportionality when it comes to the cheeriness of one's personality. It's for an occasion like this I save images such as the following for:

Selected passages from the book of Zephos:

Now then, there are no stupid questions, but there are lazy ignoramuses and impatient know it alls and between the two of them exists every problem in human society. It actually doesn?t bother me that much as I?m advertising, but I frequently wonder why some people would rather leave themselves out as flame bait and whine when nobody answers their question rather than do the research on their own, especially when it is in fact a Frequently Asked Question, as opposed to the obscure bizarre question from Hell.

Hmmm… I wonder why I'm naturally afraid of the phone…?it could be because of the fear of dialing the wrong number, or the disembodied voices, seeing as how I tend to rely on reading people's body language frequently… more likely than not though, it's because of all of the scary phone calls I received from my hostile relatives growing up. When your relatives scream at you in a foreign language like they're coming to their house to kill you and there's no one at home to translate, it gets a little scary.

Life is just full of problems isn?t it? Actually, the whole concept of life is to ride on the molehills and mountains of conflict until you eventually hit a bump so large that you are ejected from your mortal vessel and spattered onto the pavement of the afterlife, that or you drive into a pot hot large enough to be classified by the Encyclopedia Britannica as a cliff in a surprisingly graceful explosion.

MAYBE NOW YOU'LL READ MY BLOG MORE, BROTHER!!!123