Ever wondered what the unfortunate Second Afterlife of an avatar who wasted its First Second Life® looks like? Wonder no more, for I see many curious things inworld, and this "leaked footage", which made it to me by risking the (second, third, fourth, etc.) lives of many, is a cautionary tale… WARNING US TO MAKE THE BEST OF OUR TIME ON THIS FLAT GRID!
For your consideration, I present (a part of) the tragic saga of one soul deeply afflicted with camping chair rage, leeched upon by bear-zipper parasites and reminiscing about his youth: a time before teleports (apparently, when airplanes had wings) where he chased a stewardess he couldn't have. And here in the land o' damnation, he finds himself teased, taunted by the charms of gorgeous Ducky, who he just can't quite reach because of his stubborn insistence to remain seated and earn a few more "Linden dollah". (Little does he know how long it takes for a "minute" to pass in hell! The cruelest joke, my friends, is eternally on him.)
O_O …. So creepy… DUCKAYYY!
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Tor, this is your argument against traffic? Please tell me this just came out of nowhere, out of instant inspiration because you MUST understand that we RESPECT you DEEPLY. Tell me you'll be with Jeska on those meetings starting May the 5th, moderating and helping out on what we have to say. Help her if you can and help us talking to her about this very sensitive matter. Take out traffic and what's left is a boutique of empty plateaus good for a fine showcase on flickr, in memoriam. We do not want that. Stay with us Torley, stay with the community you once were part of.
OMFG thats scary *hides behind camping chair*
@Jacek: *turns head creepily as Cranch Haberman (the name of the old man character, trivia!)*
@Kara: XD
@Velouria: Thanks for your concerns! To be clear, this is comedy, NOT an argument.
I'm not involved in the Traffic revamp project (got too much on my plate with video tutorials) but I have been giving feedback on better wayS (plural!) to find cool places & things to do in Second Life.
@Lhynnan: RUN RUN RUN